Geff and the Purified Undorbious Sacks 
A Middle-Grade Sci-Fi Comedy

Geff is an alien on a mission to conquer Earth by purchasing it. Using alien technology to blend in, he will infiltrate the planet as one of its leaders; an eight-year-old child. 

At first, the task seems simple, but when no one wants to buy his wares, he panics. No one has ever refused the goods of a Leftnoid!

Now, Geff must find a new way to purchase the planet. He must not only blend in, but learn what Earthlings need - he must learn what it means to be a human.